Post by Lark on Jul 9, 2007 20:58:12 GMT -5
Rosetta: Hey there ya'll! This is Rosetta and Paradise with the evenin' news! Well, we've got some hot topics to press on tonight. Hope ya'll are seated and ready to listen! Now, I'm sure everyone has seen the crops in Doveville. Why, they are growing so mighty high. It's been a good year for the farmers. Have you seen those fields?
Paradise: Have you seen those feilds? I have, I cant wait for this years harvest to come to the stores. And Speaking of stores, there are two new places that have come. One is Shimi's bar, with live music on Friday nights and free beer on Wednesday's, Smokers are allowed, but only in the back. In addition there are humans cooking in the back and Shimi serves up the drinks herself.
Rosetta: Yes, I've seen Shimi's bar out on Shop Road. Haven't seen the other yet, must be very new! I can't wait to visit both! *Fumbles with papers in front of her* On a more serious note we have not seen or heard much from the Rebellion in several months. It has been almost a year since the last fight between Human and Animal. There have been supposed sightings of the mysterious man, Maxwell Damek. He still has a hundred thousand fine upon his head. I bet most of the claimed sightings were made by money hungry individuals. You can't trust anyone or anything these days, ya'll!
Paradise: Trust no one! If he isnt caught soon, You can expect a higher price on his head. Yes higher price. But on a happier note, in August there will be a tournament. What is it you may ask? Why it is a large racing event! So get your humans ready to race! I will let Rosetta tell you the details.
Rosetta: Thank you dear. The tournament is said to be taking place in August. The date is not yet set, but the event will be at the Sattiren Stadium. This will be one of the largest events in several years. Please, get those humans in tip top shape! We are ready for some shows everyone! *Cheers* Yes, but we do have some more worrisome topics to cover. Last, but definitely not least there have been rumors of a possible wipe-out. Ten years ago we had a wipe-out and the humans were downsized, but their numbers are growing. Is another wipe-out even humane? I personally think it's a bit harsh, but we can't have too many of those creatures running about.
Paradise: Yes cant have to many of them running about. That would be bad. But where would they put them all if there was a wipe-out in the future? And what will happen the the jobs that rely on human help? There are many questions to be answered about that one.
Rosetta: I can remember the first wipe-out. They literally had people lined up in the roads to be shot and killed. Yes, our jobs do depend on their help, but too many of them can become a threat. Horrible, but they must be maintained.
Paradise: Maintained! Yes indeed they do. Well that is all for today fellow animals. Thanks for listening. Have a great day!
Rosetta: Until next time, ya'll!
Paradise: Have you seen those feilds? I have, I cant wait for this years harvest to come to the stores. And Speaking of stores, there are two new places that have come. One is Shimi's bar, with live music on Friday nights and free beer on Wednesday's, Smokers are allowed, but only in the back. In addition there are humans cooking in the back and Shimi serves up the drinks herself.
Rosetta: Yes, I've seen Shimi's bar out on Shop Road. Haven't seen the other yet, must be very new! I can't wait to visit both! *Fumbles with papers in front of her* On a more serious note we have not seen or heard much from the Rebellion in several months. It has been almost a year since the last fight between Human and Animal. There have been supposed sightings of the mysterious man, Maxwell Damek. He still has a hundred thousand fine upon his head. I bet most of the claimed sightings were made by money hungry individuals. You can't trust anyone or anything these days, ya'll!
Paradise: Trust no one! If he isnt caught soon, You can expect a higher price on his head. Yes higher price. But on a happier note, in August there will be a tournament. What is it you may ask? Why it is a large racing event! So get your humans ready to race! I will let Rosetta tell you the details.
Rosetta: Thank you dear. The tournament is said to be taking place in August. The date is not yet set, but the event will be at the Sattiren Stadium. This will be one of the largest events in several years. Please, get those humans in tip top shape! We are ready for some shows everyone! *Cheers* Yes, but we do have some more worrisome topics to cover. Last, but definitely not least there have been rumors of a possible wipe-out. Ten years ago we had a wipe-out and the humans were downsized, but their numbers are growing. Is another wipe-out even humane? I personally think it's a bit harsh, but we can't have too many of those creatures running about.
Paradise: Yes cant have to many of them running about. That would be bad. But where would they put them all if there was a wipe-out in the future? And what will happen the the jobs that rely on human help? There are many questions to be answered about that one.
Rosetta: I can remember the first wipe-out. They literally had people lined up in the roads to be shot and killed. Yes, our jobs do depend on their help, but too many of them can become a threat. Horrible, but they must be maintained.
Paradise: Maintained! Yes indeed they do. Well that is all for today fellow animals. Thanks for listening. Have a great day!
Rosetta: Until next time, ya'll!