Post by Lark on May 7, 2008 21:55:40 GMT -5
Miniaturized villain
An article on Scotch the Rabbit
Many, when they hear the word scotch think about the whiskey at the Saloon or at Shimi's Bar. Some might even think of candy. Yet, those who have met the devilish little rabbit are bound to think of him when the next person says, "Scotch!"
Scotch is a middle-aged Captor who has spent his entire life more or less being an irritable and irritating figure in Doveville as well as the neighboring towns. For the most part he is harmless. Size differences can get the best of him at times. He is, after all, just a domestic rabbit.
However, many unfortunate people have gotten on Scotch's bad side. When he gets angry enough, all hell will break loose. Rumors says he has mafia tendencies. Though few will listen to him, he does have a couple anonymous figures under him will do his dirty work for him. He tends to fail at most of his attempts to gain respect and lessen his enemies for most of his enemies escape before he can kill them.
He is quite a money-hungry person and will bargen his way into getting a bundle of cash. According to the police department, he has his eyes on the property of a dog who disappeared several years ago. Though the dog is proclaimed dead by most, the house is still under his name and the rabbit has yet to gain it's title.
In addition, Scotch is competitive. Though he is often a bad sport when his humans lose. This results in bloody lashing on their legs and death threats (he sometimes carries out). Yet, despite all he has had a number of humans escape.
Though he doesn't appear to be a fearsome creature, take heed of him. He doesn't think twice and he feels most at home with a gun in his paws...ready to shoot...ready to kill.
-Rosetta
INTERVIEW WITH SCOTCH (If he would actually sit down for one that is) Warning: Contains a good number of cuss words.
Rosetta: So, Scotch, my first question is a bit out of the ordinary, but many wonder why you were dubbed Scotch? Is this because you are a drunk?
Scotch: Oh, so since my name is an alcoholic beverage you immediately think I'm a drunk? Figures. For your information, I very rarely drink! Drinking leads to stupidity and I don't need my guard down. *His eyes furrow and he balls his fists a bit*
(The name Scotch actually comes from a real-life pet rabbit of mine. HER, yes HER, name is Butterscotch. She's got quite an attitude and her behavior is what lead to me later creating Humans)
Rosetta: Well, since that was cleared up we can move along to the next question. Do you have any girlfriends or a love interest?
Scotch: Why the hell should I want a conniving girlfriend? You know what girls are? They're gold-diggers. They pretend they like you, take your money, and then forget you ever existed. I plan to avoid all of that by never wasting my time with a female. I also don't need some flopsy-eared damsel nagging me for leaving my tie on the floor. I'd probably just shoot her after 3 or 4 times. A dead wife would be better than a b****ing one.
Rosetta: Wow. That seems...a bit harsh dear. Well...next question. Yes, next one. Why did you decide to be a Captor?
Scotch: What is there to decide? Naturally, I hate humans. They're idiotic creatures and tricksters too. As soon as we give them an inch they go miles. They deserve nothing. They're less than us, not the same. They are better working for us than us working for them. Plus, my dad and my dad's dad's dad's dad's dad was a Captor so I figured, hell, why not me!
Rosetta: Do you always have such negative perspectives of the world?
Scotch: What's there to be happy about?
Rosetta: Living to see another day. Watching clouds and sitting in the sun.
Scotch: If I die..I die. Who cares about the whole day to day living lifestyle. What happens, happens. Why watch clouds? What use is that when there are gardens to plow and orchards to care for? And, unlike you, I'm not a god d**n flamingo. I don't sunbathe.
Rosetta: You are very easily angered. Have others told you that before?
Scotch: What is your problem? WHY are you asking be these obsurd questions? Gosh dangit I'm going to rip your wing off if you ask me another stupid question! ARGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! *Throws cell phone at Rosetta and it breaks*
Rosetta: Oh goodness! My my! *Looks at phone then back at Scotch*
Scotch: *eye twitches* Don't sleep too deeply tonight. (He takes his leave)
An article on Scotch the Rabbit
Many, when they hear the word scotch think about the whiskey at the Saloon or at Shimi's Bar. Some might even think of candy. Yet, those who have met the devilish little rabbit are bound to think of him when the next person says, "Scotch!"
Scotch is a middle-aged Captor who has spent his entire life more or less being an irritable and irritating figure in Doveville as well as the neighboring towns. For the most part he is harmless. Size differences can get the best of him at times. He is, after all, just a domestic rabbit.
However, many unfortunate people have gotten on Scotch's bad side. When he gets angry enough, all hell will break loose. Rumors says he has mafia tendencies. Though few will listen to him, he does have a couple anonymous figures under him will do his dirty work for him. He tends to fail at most of his attempts to gain respect and lessen his enemies for most of his enemies escape before he can kill them.
He is quite a money-hungry person and will bargen his way into getting a bundle of cash. According to the police department, he has his eyes on the property of a dog who disappeared several years ago. Though the dog is proclaimed dead by most, the house is still under his name and the rabbit has yet to gain it's title.
In addition, Scotch is competitive. Though he is often a bad sport when his humans lose. This results in bloody lashing on their legs and death threats (he sometimes carries out). Yet, despite all he has had a number of humans escape.
Though he doesn't appear to be a fearsome creature, take heed of him. He doesn't think twice and he feels most at home with a gun in his paws...ready to shoot...ready to kill.
-Rosetta
INTERVIEW WITH SCOTCH (If he would actually sit down for one that is) Warning: Contains a good number of cuss words.
Rosetta: So, Scotch, my first question is a bit out of the ordinary, but many wonder why you were dubbed Scotch? Is this because you are a drunk?
Scotch: Oh, so since my name is an alcoholic beverage you immediately think I'm a drunk? Figures. For your information, I very rarely drink! Drinking leads to stupidity and I don't need my guard down. *His eyes furrow and he balls his fists a bit*
(The name Scotch actually comes from a real-life pet rabbit of mine. HER, yes HER, name is Butterscotch. She's got quite an attitude and her behavior is what lead to me later creating Humans)
Rosetta: Well, since that was cleared up we can move along to the next question. Do you have any girlfriends or a love interest?
Scotch: Why the hell should I want a conniving girlfriend? You know what girls are? They're gold-diggers. They pretend they like you, take your money, and then forget you ever existed. I plan to avoid all of that by never wasting my time with a female. I also don't need some flopsy-eared damsel nagging me for leaving my tie on the floor. I'd probably just shoot her after 3 or 4 times. A dead wife would be better than a b****ing one.
Rosetta: Wow. That seems...a bit harsh dear. Well...next question. Yes, next one. Why did you decide to be a Captor?
Scotch: What is there to decide? Naturally, I hate humans. They're idiotic creatures and tricksters too. As soon as we give them an inch they go miles. They deserve nothing. They're less than us, not the same. They are better working for us than us working for them. Plus, my dad and my dad's dad's dad's dad's dad was a Captor so I figured, hell, why not me!
Rosetta: Do you always have such negative perspectives of the world?
Scotch: What's there to be happy about?
Rosetta: Living to see another day. Watching clouds and sitting in the sun.
Scotch: If I die..I die. Who cares about the whole day to day living lifestyle. What happens, happens. Why watch clouds? What use is that when there are gardens to plow and orchards to care for? And, unlike you, I'm not a god d**n flamingo. I don't sunbathe.
Rosetta: You are very easily angered. Have others told you that before?
Scotch: What is your problem? WHY are you asking be these obsurd questions? Gosh dangit I'm going to rip your wing off if you ask me another stupid question! ARGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! *Throws cell phone at Rosetta and it breaks*
Rosetta: Oh goodness! My my! *Looks at phone then back at Scotch*
Scotch: *eye twitches* Don't sleep too deeply tonight. (He takes his leave)